The 12 most annoying types of facebook users – which one are you?
(i can’t believe CNN made a “quiz” on this)
Not much of a quiz but I think all of us have contributed in more than one way to the junk that is internet status updating.
ahh okay, yeah i’m really bad, REALLY BAD when it comes to status updates.
it’s different for me on twitter because it feels safer, less IRL people, and more internet savvy folks that enjoy le musique et le art, so i can tweet about stuff like, giant gundams.
facebook is horrible for me because it has real life people in it, real life people that has seen you falling asleep in class, drinking a water bottle then laughing then all the water comes out of the nose and so on.
and there are people that i fancy on facebook!!!
so i do a lot of emo status updates then delete them immediately, so fast it might not even show up in your mini-feed. it’s so bad, im like a half-closet emo.
my problem solving to facebook is logging out of it on my ipod touch, so if i have to log in i have to use its horribly cramped keyboard and type in my extremely long login email which i really don’t want to; thus avoiding SOME embarassment.
oh here’s a tip for everyone: don’t block people on facebook!!!! because if you regret it and you unblock them they don’t automatically go back to your friends list, they aren’t your friend anymore then there’s the extremely awkward question of “why’d you delete me?” so in the end people that i block then end up regretting is blocked anyway because i don’t want to deal with the “hey how come we aren’t friends on fb anymore” possible conversation, ESPECIALLY since the person i blocked last night i have deleted once and i have HAD the “why’d u delete me?” convo once already and 2nd time around makes me look like the most petty person on earth.
anyways, so the person that i blocked really don’t like me, i’ve attempted some MSN-ing which never goes anywhere because i never get a reply. a lot of people dislike me, but this one just avoids me, which pisses me off.
i prefer real talk, like “hey emma, you’re soooo effing annoying, leave me alone OK?!?!”
and i’d be like “yeah sure you douchebag.”
and everyone’s back to normal.
ok that’s enough, i think im going to stick to twitter and appear offline MSN-ing, safe, no indecent exposure, no more wanting to talk to someone then regret doing it.
because believe it or not, im smooth as smoothie in real life, and absolute FAILURE on the internet.
yeah i just said smooth as smoothie.